Warnings: Uh.... the usual. And probable lack of funny. (SIM!Nudity)



Okay.... first off I just need to say...........
I'm having a really hard time updating/playing. I don't know why. Its just unbelievably HARD. And last I checked, its not supposed to be hard to play a video game. So... It might just be me being a whiney baby. I hope not. Because when I'm a whiney baby, it tends to stay that way for a while. I can't do anything about it; its like I have to grow up a bit before I feel fit to do anything. Lame excuse, I know.
NOW, ON WITH GENERATION SIX!


Bird Fiend: Oooh.... he's cute!


Eagan: -hates-
Aw, how sweet. Eagan's probably afraid that if Earn-y goes out with Bird Fiend his little brother may get the avian bird flu.


Esabella: I make a party out of everything! The phone ringing sounds like music to me, baby!


WHAT? Someone rejecting a possible heirs FLIRTING? How the hell can that happen?!?


...like this. She's cute though, so if Escalade ends up being heir she'll be his mate.


Esabella: Please. No school. Can't you see I do not like it? It messes with my enternal peace.


Dormie Girl: Yeah, I'm still undecided about what I want to do with my life.
Bird Fiend: I shall stalk cute boys!


Definately twins.


Dancing with inanimate objects: just like his aunt Aisling.


Meet Eagan's boyfriend. Not the most handsome dude in the world, but what the hell.


Leah Piper's dad The dude behind Esabella really wanted to get with her. Know how I know?


He, after he got just about as close to Essy's butt without touching her, followed her to the bathroom to watch her shower.


Escalade:...you have purty eyes. -giggles-


Esabella gets her first kiss (or atleast, that's what it said. I swear their brains are the things their mashing, not their lips.) with dear old Mr. Castor Nova!


Dormie Chick: Ooooh yeah!


No... that will not do. Not at all.


Castor:...


To think that Chas used to strut like that... :(


...something tells me his dream wasn't to cook for college idiots.


Oooh! I could have your genetics in my legacy, thanks!


Esabella: So, I guess you never decided what you wanted to do?
Mailman:...bitch.


ESABELLA THINKS PUKING IS FUN.


Esabella grows up! And.... she's our heir! Sorry for the people who voted Escalade :(


Es gets home and immediately invites over Mr. Castor to make him a teenage father!


....high outgoing points.


I don't know, but they both look extremely bored to me.


...Poor Jess gets to watch his great-grandchildren get conceived.


Hard preggernancy.


Esabella goes out to get some new clothes and runs into her great-aunt Blanch, and Blanch and Blair's cousin Bentley, whose a bit coo-coo, due to the fact that both of his parents are dead.


Aint she cute?


AR: Damn! There is nothing in my way!


Esabella: DUDE! You can't touch me! You might give the kids non-bohemian vibes!


Blair: How are you, little genetic experiments?
Esabella: Woah.... perfect choice of words, grams.


ITS THE LEGENDARY PINK DUST!


Sooooo cute! Blair comes over and starts giving AR painting tips!


The excorcist getting scared by a ghost.... how ironic.


Essy had triplets! Three girls: Persephone, Phenelope, and Phoebe.


Which the nanny proceded to feed, and put back in each of their cribs.


And then BATHE.


Birthday!


Their names may be Persephone, Phenelope and Phoebe, but they shall from now on be known as Percy, Penny, and Bo.